Sunday, October 30, 2022

Gardening Bench

 Excerpts from Sheriff's Report:

2:13 a.m. - Suspicious package outside of Wells Fargo.  Determined it was a flipped over flower pot.

2:33 a.m. - Two suspicious individuals engaged in inappropriate activities at the boat landing.

3:45 a.m. - Report of a truck shining deer and the sound of six to eight gunshots.  Freshly shot buck found in the ditch.

4;41 a.m. - Report of a woman screaming to go to her mom's house.  Determined she was on the phone yelling at her ex-boyfriend.

5:50 a.m. - Report of a yard being toilet papered.

8:49 a.m. - Publisher's Clearing House scam reported.  Individual was scammed out of $450.

8:51 a.m. - United States Department of Agriculture to be blasting beaver dams.

11:03 a.m. - Tree roots smoking and sparking.

11:52 a.m. - Report of a black cat hitting a dog.

12:40 p.m. - Dog barking complaint.

2:37 p.m. - Report of farmers at times blocking the road while spreading manure.  

2:52 p.m.- Burglary of a home reported.  Determined a sink and alcohol were missing.

3:43 p.m. - Keys locked in a car with kids in the car at park.  Officer unlocked car and kids were safe.

7:01 p.m. - Report of a combine on fire.  

7:48 p.m. - Report of someone chasing a suspicious truck down the road and the driver pointed a gun at the motorist and called him a porkchop.  Determined the suspicious vehicle was shining deer.

8:19 p.m. - Report of a woman demanding to be taken to the hospital or she was going to flip her lid.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

The picture on the wall made me laugh. So true!!

cjb

Anonymous said...

As a non Wisconsinite, what's shining deer?

SRM said...

Hunters scouting for deer will drive slowly on roads and shine million candle power lights (I'm not kidding) out into fields at night when deer feed. As someone who likes to walk at night and has been 'shined' multiple times, I consider it unnerving and maddening.

Anonymous said...

Oh, got it. Sounds frustrating. Forgot to sign my name- Olivia