Susan Mayer's Haven
Pictures from my back yard.
Saturday, September 05, 2026
Gray Dogwood berries
Wednesday, September 02, 2026
Big Bluestem
I don't have any visitors right now. Whip can sniff out all of the treats I throw out for her. With the rain last night, fire danger has subsided. No ticks. My HMO prefers I leave the grass long. No reason to mow the lawn but I did anyway. I just don't seem to have enough oomph to start on the autumn chores. At least this is one thing I can get done sitting down.
Tuesday, September 01, 2026
Blitzen trying to catch a frog on the other side of the window
The Feds are pushing for the order to be in place for the Novemmber election. A central Federal portal for each state to upload voter lists doesn't exist. The USPS software to check outgoing ballot information against the (non-existant) state voter lists is written but hasn't been tested. The Executive Order calls for unique bar-codes on the outside envelopes of out-going ballots. Those envelopes haven't been created. Training for USPS personnel and municipality clerks on how the system will work and what to do if there are issues hasn't been written. Trying to get all of that done within the next two months is idiotic. In fact, there ought to be a moritorium on any election rule changes for six months before a presidential or mid-term election.
I've had the same P.O. Box for the last 20 years yet still find some of my mail placed in mailboxes all along the courier's route. I sent a Christmas Card to my cousin only to have it arrive two months later. [fill in your own postal experience here]. Do we want USPS deciding who gets an absentee ballot and who doesn't? Anyone still pushing for this Executive Order to be in place by the November elections is living in a fairyland or wants to create chaos around the election process.
Saturday, August 29, 2026
Elderberry
Neighbor Anita wanted to make elderberry jelly this year. She hoped the elderberry would take it's time ripening since she also had a family get-together to prep for. For once Mother Nature smiled and the elderberry heads didn't begin to droop until Anita had the time to work w/ them. I checked the bushes out on the edges of the woods and they had already been picked clean. (Guess birds don't care if the berries are ready or not.) The three bushes nearest the house though still had lots of berries. I cut the heads that were a deep purple and delivered a 2/3 full bucket of them to Anita. Don't worry about the birds, I left some heads that still needed time to mature on the bushes for them.
The dog was asleep w/ her head on my lap and I didn't feel like getting up to get the TV remote anyway. That's the only reason I ended up watching 'Velvet' tonight. It's a Spanish soap set in the '50's about a fashion house. I liked listening to the Spanish (it has English subtitles) and thought it might not be a bad way of improving the smattering of Spanish I know. Only issue is this is the first episode I've watched so I don't know all the characters back stories. There are a number of couples, w/ love triangles all over the place, and explosive revelations like the scion's real mother appears but she's dying from some heart disease. I'm not a fan of angst but have to admit the clothes they wear are wonderful!
Friday, August 28, 2026
Pineapple Weed
Excerpts from the Sheriff's Report:
1:06 a.m. - Walk-in to Law Enforcement Center reporting a male on the walking path attempting to hang himself. He has been drinking. Officer out on foot on the trail located bong, phone, and rope on a tree. Request boat for mail [sic] in the river 60-70 yards from shore. Male in custody - taken to hospital.
1:28 a.m. - Officer spoke with a male about riding his lawnmower around town.
4:24 a.m. - Caller from hospital ER reporting a female patient is becoming agitated and wants to leave but per hospital policy her blood alcohol content has to be below a certain level.
3:29 p.m. - Reporting party states a large round bale fell into their yard and would like advice. Deputy reports this happened three days ago. Nobody has contacted Caller. Caller wanted to know what to do. As there is no information as to who lost the bale, there is nothing law enforcement can do. Caller told he would have to clean up the hay.
3:37 p.m. - Caller reporting a male in a white vehicle who appears to be very intoxicated and is most likely heading to work.
5:46 p.m. - Male caller reporting a female was in his house and stole his money, food card, phone chargers, and a possible phone and tablet. He believes she is at Embrace. Deputy attempted contact - no contact. Also multiple code violations as there is a large amount of trash and a tent set up in the backyard. Male caller wanted a vehicle removed from the private property. He was told not to move vehicle since he doesn't have permission to do so. Next Day 4:43 a.m. - Female caller wants to report her car stolen. She doesn't know her address. Property owner had called earlier wanting this vehicle removed and states caller took items from the property without permission. Contact to be made to find out where vehicle is. Female caller doesn't want to report it stolen, just help getting car back. Contact attempted at residence. No answer at door. Vehicle is still there and is not stolen. Female caller was told vehicle should be registered and she needs permission from property owner to go on property and get it. Female caller doesn't have a valid license and has a protection order against the property owner.
6:59 p.m. - Call from Kwik Trip. A parochial school bus stopped after a sporting event and forgot one of their students. An employee was able to get in contact with the student's mother. She called the athletic director. Within ten minutes the kid was picked up and back on the bus.
11:20 p.m. - Homeowner reports she was doing dishes when her front door opened and a female came in and vomited all over her floor. Female is unaware of where she is. Homeowner does not know who female is. Female stated that her friend is in the basement. Nobody found in the basement. Female has a can of Twisted Tea and a THC vape on her - taken into custody and booked for criminal trespassing and cited for underage alcohol and possession of THC.
12:19 p.m. - Staff at Bank requested officer to speak with a customer about getting scammed out of $30k. Female was on her computer when a pop-up came on her screen from Microsoft stating she'd been hacked by several sites out of China. She was instructed to call a number and they told her they were from Bank Headquarters and needed her to withdraw the cash and a courier would pick it up. The female was on the phone with the scammer as she went to Bank and withdrew the cash. Female told the bank the money was to purchase a vehicle. The scammer then requested a picture of the cash and a courier named Mike would be picking up the shoebox with the cash. They then tried to get her to purchase gift cards. Staff at the Bank intercepted this transaction and had her hang up on the scammer. While the officers were speaking with her at the bank, the scammers called twice and hung up once officer stated he was the police. Bank staff helped her close her financial accounts.
Thursday, August 27, 2026
Partial Lunar Eclipse
Tonight I sat out on the deck to watch the lunar eclipse. I switched out Whip's usual harness for the one that glows and set the color to red so it wouldn't hurt my night vision. Unlike solar eclipses, lunar eclipses are long lived things so I had time to do other things. Fun finding constellations as stars started popping out, listening to a great horned owl announce it's presence in the forest, and even hearing shuffling noises that Whip wasn't concerned about so I wasn't either. Too cool for mosquitos or gnats but the crickets and grasshoppers sang for awhile until it got too cold for them too. I threw on a sweatshirt, wiped dew off the camera lens, and Whip and I sat side by side on a rocker watching as the Earth's shadow slowly covered the full Moon's face.
Wednesday, August 26, 2026
Budding Florists
Tuesday, August 25, 2026
Knap Weed
Got back home again this afternoon. Sunday morning just after midnight I had blood coming out of an orifice it shouldn't. Grabbed my purse and phone and drove to the hospital emergency ward. They verified it wasn't anything minor and ordered an ambulance to take me to the Mother Ship hospital two hours away. The docs there didn't seem overly concerned. They explained they see blood every day and they did know exactly what needed to be done. Took an MRI, saw where the problem was, and operated to put some coils (didn't know they could do that) into a couple of arteries that had broken into the intestines. (Probably not the technical way of explaining the situation but that's how I understood it.) I had hoped to get out the next day but my hemoglobin count started falling and that did concern the doc. He made me stay there all of Monday. I was very fortunate that Neighbor Doug had recently taken care of my pets and said he would look in on them. By the way, at least at this hospital, the food was top-notch. This morning my hemoglobin count stabilized and the doc was satisfied enough to let me go. The hospital arranged for a service that drove me back to my car. Hospital gowns being what they are, I did lose any decency/dignity I had but I'm back home and feeling well.
Saturday, August 22, 2026
Mathematical Instruments
Wednesday, August 19, 2026
Wild Plums
When I took the car in for an oil change last month, I reminded Mechanic Eric that he'd said I should think about new tires before winter. He said he was pretty busy but since it wasn't an urgent job he scheduled me for a couple of weeks out. He also said the ball joint on one side of the car was loose and should be replaced. He could do that at the same time. I asked Volunteer Tom if I could work his shift on the morning of August 19th and he agreed. Checked in w/ Librarian Trevor if I needed a key to the building but he said he would be at the library by 9 a.m. anyway. Plans made.
This morning I dropped off my car at 8 w/ Eric. It would take a couple of hours and he'd call me when it was ready. I walked up to the cafe and had breakfast. Then walked further up Main Street to the library. It was still an hour before opening but Trevor was there. I finished up a small project Trevor was working on, pulled books that had been requested overnight, and updated stats. Tom came in. He'd forgotten today I'd be there so took the opportunity to take off to do some errands for a couple of hours. The Wednesday morning Coffee and Conversation group came in and soon I could smell coffee brewing and hear gossip flowing at the back tables. The courier came in to leave off three bins of books to be processed. It's been a long time since I had to do courier duty but it's fairly self explanatory - those books ordered by our patrons I put on the hold shelf for them, those books being returned to us from other libraries went on the trolley to be shelved, and those books specifically for the book club's next month choice were set aside for them. After that was done I sent out notices to patrons that their books were ready to be picked up. Was busy finishing up shelving when Tom got back. About that time Eric called to say the car was ready. Everything at the library was running smoothly so I took off. Actually rather enjoyed the wait for my car.
Tuesday, August 18, 2026
Bifrost
Phil had been bemoaning that he hadn't seen much wildlife this visit. (I reminded him he did have two ticks.) On the constitutional last night I saw a fox. Haven't seen one in a few years since coyotes tend to chase them off (or worse). While I like the sound of a pack of coyotes howling on a winter's night, I had been missing the high pitched yelp of a vixen. The countryside is always changing but the changes can be subtle. For the past years, the wild area in front of Sleipnir's windows has been tall Maximillian Sunflowers. This year only one plant grew and the rest of the area is Canadian goldenrod. A stretch of land at the border of the lawn is usually where I see bunches of catnip. This year it's calico asters. In nature nothing is perfect and everything is perfect.
Monday, August 17, 2026
The Stockade - no plum trees and cultivated
Since I got the electric chainsaw it's easy for me to start it and I can cut up anything I want but I left the plum tree in the stockade for Brother Brent. The first reason what I knew he was just itching to cut something up while he was here. Second, he was interested to see if plum wood would make an interesting pen (he turns pens). Third, the plum tree was surrounded by a whole thicket of little plum trees. I'd planted the plum and a pollinator tree when the stockade was first built. It only produced little pears like I could find in the wild plum copse. Fairly inedible since there is more pit than pulp. What it was good at was producing little pear trees which were gradually taking over the stockade. Brent went wild w/ the chainsaw and clippers. I would have been happy if he'd thrown the cut saplings over the fence but he and Brother Phil piled them into Jormungandr and took them out to the tall grass beyond the meadow and dumped them there. Not only was it hard, hot work, but I may have neglected to warn Brent that plum trees have thorns. Anyway, I'm happy to have that corner of the stockade cleared out, the denizens of the area where the cut trees were dumped are happy to have a new place to hide from coyotes, and, hopefully, Brent's happy w/ seeing the 'fruit' of his labors. I'll plant another tree there after I'm certain that there isn't a plum tree resurgence. Maybe something like a service berry.
After Brent finished cleaning out that corner of the stockade, Phil cultivated the garden for me. In his younger years he went over this same stretch of ground w/ a much bigger tractor. Not sure which tractor he preferred but I'm glad to see the garden turned over.
Sunday, August 16, 2026
Hazelnuts
When I got home Phil was ready to tackle the two-person job of placing the the velvet-like backing on the plywood for the slide-rule display. I was happy I didn't go w/ real velvet but w/ a streatchier and more forgiving cloth material. We did a dry run-through. Then Phil sprayed the base w/ a glue. He had placed scrap wood pieces underneath to keep it up off the plastic covering the table. He pulled off the plastic and placed the plywood back on the scrap wood. He took one end of the cloth and I the other. I placed my end down first making sure the salvage didn't show and there was sufficient material on the sides. We continued laying down the material until Phil's end was in place. Pressed down to make sure the material had a solid contact w/ the glued board. Repositioned some of the cloth on the sides of the board where it had doubled up on itself. We both stepped back. It looked perfect. No rips. No wrinkles. No yelling at each other. A minor miracle.
Friday, August 14, 2026
Cloud Iridescence
Attended the County Board of Canvass this morning. It's when the county officials go over what the surrounding towns and villages (and one city) submitted as documentation from the August 11th election to make sure everything is correct and complete before they certify the vote tally for the county. I'd attended once before to see what checks/balances they performed. This time I had an uneasy feeling about their turn over in staff and some changes in procedures. I wasn't worried about the voting itself - just wanted to be sure our town was submitting paperwork in the form they required and reassure myself that all was going smoothly in their office. I grabbed a coffee and bopped over to the County Seat for the 8 a.m. meeting. Only one aide was there and she was manning the front desk. Two other people were certifying the election results w/ the county clerk. Our town is alphabetically first so we were the first scrutinized. They checked that all of the paperwork was signed (Yep); that the EDR's (Election Day Registrations) paperwork submitted, total entered, and supplemental poll book page signed (Yep); that the absentee log was included, the opened envelopes they came in were included, the number of absentees entered in the paperwork matched the log (Yep); and the vote count for each candidate was the same as called in to them after the election (Yep). I stuck through the meeting listening to the comments on other town's paperwork but prepared to leave when they transitioned to the villages. They asked if I had any feedback. I again questioned how they wanted tally sheets handled. If you use a tabulator the tally sheet only lists the number of votes each candidate received from the tabulator's final count. The tally sheet total, however, is made out in duplicate by two different poll workers and has a signed certification on the back. The canvass didn't verify their numbers against the tally sheets. They checked their numbers against the sheet the town clerk uses to call the county clerk's office on election night. It's a paper that isn't on the checklist to put in a secured bag, isn't signed, and I didn't realize wasn't just thrown away after the count was called in. Seems a mismatch to me. The County Clerk said to keep doing tally sheets the way we have been. One of the canvassers made a big deal that the name in the poll book of the last voter for the election be circled in red. I'm not sure what the purpose is. Poll workers put down the page and the number of the last voter on multiple other pieces of paperwork. I knew enough to circle it because I had sat in on an earlier canvass where the same canvasser had brought up the same issue each time a town neglected to do it. I asked where it was written for the poll workers to circle that voter's name? If it isn't on a checklist somewhere, poll workers are likely to forget to do it. The canvassers had made a comment that they ought to include it on an existing checklist. Hopefully w/ my added encouragement it will get done before the next election. I'll write up some of the things other towns do (both bad and good) and send it out to Chief Inspector Andy and Town Clerk Chris. See if there are any improvements we should make.

