Susan Mayer's Haven
Pictures from my back yard.
Monday, March 16, 2026
Jigsaw Puzzle
Sunday, March 15, 2026
Plow Guy
Saturday, March 14, 2026
Kathy got her Wish
The forecast says it's to be a 20" blizzard. That calls for some storm prep today. Righted the outside garbage bin that had been blown over in the 45 m/p/h winds of the second storm and weighted it down w/ a bag of refuse. Easier to find an upright bin in a drift than one on it's side. No need to go for groceries - the refrigerator is filled w/ the food I'd picked up to eat when I had no appetite and then to feed my visitors. I filled some pails w/ water to flush toilets and tumblers of water for me. You'd think that w/ all the snow forecast, water would be the least of my worries but it takes a long time to melt a big pile of snow into a little bit of water. Topped off the charge on some flashlights and my phone. For entertainment I've got a jigsaw puzzle. The stack of wood my brothers cut up for me in the garage is dry and easily accessible. Washed clothes, dishes, and, for good measure, I took a shower. It's best to face a storm w/ clean hair.
Thursday, March 12, 2026
Artwork
Tuesday, March 10, 2026
Balance and Weights
Picked up Friend Kathy in Collegetown and Friend Nancy drove over after some appointments. It snowed much of the afternoon so it put us in the mood for our GNO Christmas celebration. This year's theme was Constitutional Amendments and we'd each picked at random an amendment out of a hat. Nancy had picked #4 - Unreasonable Search and Seizure. She gave a gift of various devices to cover up things people would rather other's didn't know about. I'm not sure I can be more specific. Let's just say we were all laughing by the time Kathy had opened the last package. Kathy had picked out Amendment #18 which established Prohibition. I received a balance and various sized weights for it. Prohibitionists had pushed people to maintain 'a balance' in all things. I also got a vegetable peeler since the 18th amendment is the only amendment ever repealed. There was also a Distillery Cats book. Will have to read to find the connection between the spirits industry and pets. I'd picked Amendment #26 giving 18 year olds the vote. Nancy got a tumbler with "1971' on it. That's the year the amendment was ratified (plus people seeing her drink from it will assume that's the year she was born and think she's a decade younger.) Gave her a baseball cap emblazoned "Voting Prevents Unwanted Presidencies". She also received a sheet of Army and Navy stamps that came out last year. The 26th Amendment was pushed through because 18 year olds were being drafted into military service but couldn't vote. I didn't include the Marines stamps which came out at the same time since the Marines aren't part of the draft. As usual we congratulated ourselves on our creativity w/ a hard theme. Next year's theme - Pareidolia. Should be fun.
Monday, March 09, 2026
Jigsaw Puzzle
Got all of the clocks reset for the time change. The grandmother clock in the living room is still 'bonging' one less bong than it should. It's one of those idiosyncrasies easier to consider endearing rather than to try to fix.
Sunday, March 08, 2026
A Little Winter Bedazzlement
Excerpts from the Sheriff's Report:
2:31 a.m. - Complainant reports neighbor has been shooting a semi-automatic rifle for the past hour. Family is unable to sleep. Neighbor recently moved in and she doesn't know them. A second call came in about the same issue. Person of interest identified and is believed to be a heavy drinker. Squad in the vicinity can hear rounds being fired. Another call states person of interest emptied two 15-round clips. He is not striking any buildings. Rounds fired don't sound close to residence or roadway. Phone contact with person of interest. He works nights and had the evening off. He has multiple guns. He was attempting to sight in weapons equipped with night optics for coyote hunting and to diagnose an issue with another gun. He was apologetic and will refrain from shooting in the middle of the night.
3:21 a.m. - Complainant reporting there is someone in her garage. She doesn't know who it is and they were in her tree all day. They also broke her bedroom window and are trying to take the roof off her garage. Deputy reports nothing alleged actually occurred. Email sent to DHHS.
4:23 a.m. - Caller reports someone screaming east of her house. Sounds like a woman. She's heard it twice. Deputy spoke with complainant. Walked around her house and drove around the area. Did not hear a scream. Officer believes it may have been a fox.
8:19 a.m. - Caller reporting a male trying to steal items from her property. She told deputy someone has been bothering her. They came from the house to the west. Complainant said she knows what he looks like but can't describe him. He and another person moved her garage. She knows this to be true but had difficulty explaining how she knows. She saw these men with winches attached to the roof the of the garage. She denied being under the influence of drugs or alcohol and does not take any prescription medications. Caller has been up all night said she slept about 12 hours ago. No evidence supports there has been anyone attempting to more her garage.
8:28 a.m. - Walk-in to Law Enforcement Center. Complainant reported her husband came home after church on Sunday and was in a rage yelling about the wood stove going out. Upset children were not doing as they were told. When complainant stated she took over animal chores he said he should just kill all of the animals. Male did not threaten her or children. Complainant wanted this documented in case something happens in future.
10:17 a.m. - Caller reporting a black Ford SUV following them for about half an hour on highway. They pulled into a gas station. Deputy spole with caller who provided description of vehicle. Officer out with vehicle. Person of interest is a private investigator doing surveillance for insurance. He provided ID and left the area since he was burned.
3:19 p.m. - People helping a friend move out observed friend's father had a handgun in his pocket. Friends helping also had handguns in holsters in an open-carry display. When people were leaving, the father stood outside, pulled out gun, removed the magazine, reinserted it, chambered a round and held the hand gun in front of him in a ready position. Gun not pointed at anyone, no shots fired.
3:42 p.m. - Caller who lives out of county reporting a female that has called her screaming and yelling about random things. Caller states it had stopped for a few months and female started calling again today. She has never met this person before, doesn't know how she got her phone number nor why she keeps calling.
7:54 p.m. - Caller states she was coming home and found a man who fell off his bike laying in the middle of the road. He was trying to get up and didn't want her help. Deputy found bike rider on the side of the road. He was heavily intoxicated. He was riding home from another town and the reporting party nearly ran him over causing the original fall. Bike rider is unhurt. He was told to refrain from drinking prior to riding his bicycle on the highway and was given a ride to his residence.
6:31 p.m. - Complainant who is not suppose to have contact with her son's father is needing to pick up her child. Deputy contacted complainant who was under the impression that an officer could go pick up her kid for her. She was informed he cannot do that but is willing to meet her there to facilitate the transfer. Complainant is looking for a ride and will call back.
Friday, March 06, 2026
Redpolls
The Village Hall sprinkler system debacle continues. The sprinkler system was designed 20 years ago as a 'dry' system usually filled w/ compressed air. Sometime in the past the compressor stopped working and water filled the pipes. An alert was also added so if the sprinkler system developed a problem, a warning beep would sound signifying that the system needed maintenance. That obviously hadn't worked either. The water filled sprinkler system pipes developed a slow leak that apparently had been dripping for some time. The dry wall and possibly the insulation in that part of the building will need to be replaced. The men's bathroom has been walled off so it's available for library patrons. Trevor filled me in on the protocol to be used in order for use by one gender at a time. Not a problem for our usual number of patrons but in July we will have 30-60 kids for Summer Reading Program. Trevor is thinking of bringing in port-o-potties. Just the thought of port-o-potties, little children, and hot weather is making me consider taking a month off from volunteering.
Wednesday, March 04, 2026
March Full Moon
I have been cooking things that I really like in an effort to get my appetite back. (Ate the last donut awhile ago.) I made fettuccine. Added alfredo sauce, some peas, some pepperoni, cut up a bit of tomato, and toasted pine nuts. Plated in a nice pasta bowl. Looked very pretty. Tasted very bland. Nope, taste buds still aren't firing.
Monday, March 02, 2026
A Snack before Bed
Sunday, March 01, 2026
Jigsaw Puzzle
12:19 a.m. - Complainant believes her dad shot her dog due to Facebook posts he made stating he's going to "shoot the dog and give it a dirt nap." Complainant states there are guns in the house and her father has been drinking. Deputy received no answer to knock at the door. Next morning caller called again stating dog is hers but her mother was taking care of the dog and moved out without taking it with her. Father answered door this time. Dog in question was barking and jumping around. Father stated he wouldn't shoot the dog but would bring it to the pound. Reporting party informed that her dog is OK.
12:31 a.m. - Officer observed a vehicle in parking lot at Park. Vehicle was running with no lights on. Juveniles admitted to conducting adult activities and were fully clothed by the time the officer approached the car door. Juveniles were told to go home.
9:02 a.m. - Caller reporting there is a male who yells everyday and is starting to scare other residents. Male in question locked himself in his room and continued to yell. Then he went outside.
10:17 a.m. - Parties going through a break up. Female was returning items and the caller found his jacket on fire in the driveway. Caller does not have contact with female. Caller only wanted this documented. He was informed she could be charged.
10:51 a.m. - Report of 18 two-liter bottles of diet Mountain Lightning, all full, not frozen. Must not have been there long.
2:02 p.m. - Caller requesting welfare check on neighbor who put out recycling tub two days ago. Caller moved tub to porch and knocked on door with no response. Neighbor is also not answering phone. Neighbor was determined to be in the hospital.
4:53 p.m. - Caller hit a turkey on highway. Only damage was to the windshield. No crash report needed. Reporting party taking turkey home.
7:54 p.m. Complainant reporting her 18 year old son sent some illicit pictures and person who received the pictures is now blackmailing him. 18 year old was added on Snapchat by someone he didn't know. Female asked for private photos. Once received, she asked for $50 otherwise they would blackmail. 18 year old was told this is a scam and not to do this again.
7:57 p.m. - Complainant reporting someone threatened him and took his dog. Complainant states female in question owned the dog for six months before she left it with him for over a year. He gave her permission to visit the dog and she showed up with another individual and took the dog. When complainant tried to stop her the individual came to him and said he was going to *** him up. Female who has a bond condition of no contact with complainant brought back dog when she found out police were called. Deputy to investigate bond conditions and send referral if needed.