In the southern part of the state there was a suspicious death outside of a 'gentlemen's club'. Don't think of a gentlemen's club as what you see in British TV shows: a quiet room w/ leather upholstered comfy chairs where dignified men smoke expensive cigars and read the paper. Gentlemen's Clubs are just strip joints with better lighting. In a media release this morning, the sheriff is asking that, on the day in question, anyone who was at this Gentlemen's Club talk to law enforcement. "Even if you don't think you saw anything significant," the sheriff said, "your statement might be crucial to the investigation." Then he ominously added. "If we are unable to identify everyone present at the gentleman's club during that time period, we may post surveillance images and ask the public to assist with identification of possible witnesses." I broke out laughing. In other words - Come forward voluntarily now or a picture of you at a striptease bar will be splashed across social media What an excellent veiled threat!
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