Friday, September 23, 2022

Clouds Lit By Crepuscular Rays

 Excerpts from the Sheriff's Report:

12:05 a.m. - Request to have someone taken into custody.

5:36 a.m. - Suspicious sound coming from a basement reported.  Determined a radio was on.

9:39 a.m. - Trespassing by bear hunters.

10:52 a.m. - Report of a husband being shot by neighbors.  Determined the wife has dementia and there was no shooting.

10:58 a.m. - Officer assisted handicapped citizen with unplugging their toilet.  [It is hard to find a plumber.]

2:42 p.m. - Report of a citizen placing 15MPH speed signs up on road without permission from the town.

3:01 p.m. - Report of someone locking themselves in the bathroom and refusing to leave at Subway.

4:02 p.m. - Report of five missing chickens, 40 gallons of heating oil and an unknown set of keys.

6:40 p.m. - Report of a woman picking apples to make a pie.

8:49 p.m. - Welfare check for a wife staying with her very rude mother.

8:56 p.m. - Welfare check requested for a husband who has not contacted his wife in an hour and a half.

9:15 p.m. - Report of someone driving slow to watch for deer.

10:15 p.m. - Report of someone attempting to steal a donation box at Kwik Trip.

11:07 p.m. - Report of a daughter breaking curfew.  Daughter returned home after found lying to a friend's parent.

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