Friday, August 05, 2022

Black-eyed Susans

 Excerpts from the Sheriff's Report:

7:12 a.m. - Report of an unhappy woman yelling obscenities.  Woman later apologized.

8:02 a.m. - Baby animals reported on Lake Avenue.  Determined to be baby squirrels.

9:01 a.m. - Suspicious man walking and carrying a rifle.  Determined he was walking to get in shape for hunting.  [Buck fever is starting early.]

10:33 a.m. - Report of an altercation between a soon-to-be ex-wife and her new boyfriend which left the woman and her kids stranded in another city.

11:30 p.m. - Suspicious clipboard found with a drawing of a citizen's shed.  Determined a roofer was asked to provide an estimate and left clipboard by mistake.

12:18 p.m. - Suspicious woman jumping up and down yelling.  Determined the woman was telling a joke.

1:28 p.m. - 911 hang up call by someone threatening to take pills.  Determined the caller was upset with her doctor, but would call a new doctor.

2:51 p.m. - Gunshots heard in village.  Intoxicated shooter located with two firearms and arrested.

3:35 p.m. - Report of a vehicle driving all over the road with the driver swinging her arms in the the back seat, possibly at her children.

3:45 p.m. - Harassment by a son attempting to convince his mother to sell property.

5:06 p.m. - Report of pigs being found in a yard.

7:01 p.m. - Report of an ex-boyfriend looking at purchasing land adjacent to a woman and possibly false reporting being harassed.

7:46 p.m. - Report of new neighbors shooting guns, lighting off fireworks, and dogs barking.

7:54 p.m. - Person stuck in an elevator at Baptist Church.  Church members were able to get the person out.  [This explains why during a recent Memorial Service there, the pastor suggested everyone use the stairs.]

9:24 p.m. - Traffic stop for a car passing a state trooper at 104 mph.

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