Friday, October 23, 2020

Dark-eyed Junco

 

Excerpts from the Sheriff's Report:

2:37 a.m. - Report of a man sitting in his front yard without clothes on.  [Remember this is October in the Northwoods]

7:08 a.m. - Suspicious person in camouflage sitting in a field reported.  Determined to be a goose hunter setting up decoys.

8:30 a.m. - Report of a mother not wanting someone with a bad influence around her daughter.

8:37 a.m. - Report of a neighbor's cow tipping over and dying in a citizen's yard.

10:37 a.m. - Report of a blue Kia all over the road.  Determined driver was using her cell phone while driving.

10:40 a.m. - Officer assisted individual with changing a tire.

11:06 a.m. - Out of control female.

11:30 a.m. - Report of person attempting to visit someone in the ER.

12:45 p.m. - Woman reporting her parents won't give her belongings to her after she was kicked out of the residence.  Officer presence was requested to assist; both parties yelled and screamed at each other.

1:00 p.m. - Report of a landlord receiving texts when he'd rather receive calls.

2:30 p.m. - Twenty sheep on the road.

7:30 p.m. - Report of a fire hydrant exploding.  Determined the fire hydrant was being flushed.

7:37 p.m. - Report of a trailer being loaned to someone but not returned.  Determined the trailer was lent to several unknown people and possibly traded for drugs.

7:47 p.m. - Assistance requested in locating a possible victim of a home burglary.

7:53 p.m. - Report of a bear cub lying in the middle of the rod.  Determined to be a garbage bag.

10:32 p.m. - Verbal argument over what someone fed her kids for dinner.

10:58 p.m. - Burglar alarm sounding.  Determined weather activated the alarm.

1 comment:

Shelby said...

We get the biggest kick out of these reports but I have to wonder if there's more to some of them. For example, "out of control female"... was that all it said? Was there more to the story? And these poor sheriffs that have to deal with some of this stuff. I'm sure they want to tell some of these people to just get a life. LOL!