Tamarack needles in May

Excerpts from the Sheriff's Report:
12:21 a.m. - Suspicious activity of someone driving aimlessly around.  Determined driver had just purchased vehicle and was just driving it.
12:43 a.m. - Trespassing by a possibly intoxicated male throwing imaginary items at a train.
1:47 a.m. - Male reporting his wife is missing.  Determined wife passed away four years ago.
2:22 a.m. - Citizen requesting a ride to work.  Citizen denied a ride.
5:22 a.m. - Citizen request officer assistance in untangling her medical alert from her walker.
9:14 a.m. - Officer requested to help open medication bottle.
3:34 pm. - Suspicious activity of a car pulled over on the side of the road.  Determined driver pulled over to use phone.
4:45 p.m. - Report of children not wanting to follow custody order and go to their father's house because 'He's lazy' and makes the children do chores.
8:04 p.m. - Suspicious activity of smoke coming from a backyard.  Determined to be a citizen boiling sap.
9:47 p.m. - Traffic stop for a motorcycle following a squad car and riding circles around it.  Rider claimed to be burning off his fuel.