Wednesday, September 09, 2015

Northern Redbellied snake

Excerpts from the Sheriff's Dispatch Log: 5:54 p.m. A sibling fight. The brother hit his sister in the face w/ a soft pillow. Combatants were advised to get along w/ each other. 12:11 a.m. Caller complained that a person w/ a British accent told his neighbor that he was a Peeping Tom. 3:43 a.m. Three drunk females were shoving each other and fighting. They couldn't remember what the argument was about. Officer told them to go to bed. 5:16 p.m. Officer went to tell a subject to stop harassing her neighbor. The subject called the officer an idiot and slammed the door on him. 8:15 p.m. Caller reported sparks coming from a church. The caller then said it might just be insects near a street light.
 
Pretty sure I don't have the patience to ever be a cop.
 
 
 
 
 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Just when you think you have seem it all in the local police log they come up with new ones. Can't make this stuff up.

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