Thursday, March 26, 2015
First flowers
Got sucker punched and I now have a large black and blue raised bump on my forehead. In my defense, my opponent had the advantage of about 800 pounds. I was putting a milking unit on one heifer while I was distracted by the cow next to her who was trying her best to kick her milker off. I let my guard down and my cow kicked back nailing me w/ her knee. No mirrors at the dairy and your fingertips always make things seem bigger than they are. However, neither Domingo, the herdsman, nor Mike were recoiling in horror when they talked to me so I figured it couldn't be too noticeable. Didn't even have anyone at bowling last night ask (though it is kinda dark at the alley). Will just add this to the count of work related injuries - let's see, think it's 2 black eyes, 4 sprained fingers, one stepped on wrist, one stepped on foot, one thumb requiring stitches, twice smashed into the wall by a cow, and multiple hematomas. Hope I survive this job.
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You should ask for hazard pay!
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