Sunday, May 07, 2023

Tag Alder catkins

Excerpts from the Sheriff's Report:

6:18 a.m. - Caller advised she took a child yesterday to clinic.  Caller gave the child to someone, she did not know who, and she is worried she won't get child back.  Officers made contact.  Caller intoxicated.

8:00 a.m. - Caller advised a female subject took a video of her at the library and posted it on Facebook.  Would like to speak to deputy.  Caller was advised videos taken on public property are not illegal.

8:56 a.m. - Caller advised someone entered his residence and stole a bunch of meat from his freezer.

10:14 a.m. - Call received from male subject wanting to speak to officer regarding China shipping illegal items into the country.

10:22 a.m. - Complaint of the theft of two handguns.  Complainant believes it was a family member.

11:11 a.m. - Informational - Caller advising they will be in the area shampooing carpets.  Just in case there are any calls.

4:03 p.m. - Caller advised dog is not being fed well at location.  Dog had puppies and is harming the puppies.  Officer on scene talked to juvenile regarding incident.  After investigation, it was determined that the incident was a video the juvenile had watched and no actual dogs or puppies were being harmed.

4:31 p.m. - Female subject requesting officers to check on male subject.  Male subject is angry at her because she wouldn't give him a cigarette.

6:38 p.m. - Caller advised his vehicle was stolen from hospital parking lot.  Vehicle was located in another lot.  Not stolen.  Caller forgot where he parked it.

7:08 p.m. - Caller advised she is being harassed by her neighbors.  They are parking vehicles in front of her house.  Caller was advised that vehicles may park on public streets.  Caller was not happy with answer and hung up.

8:14 p.m. - Caller advised she is receiving harassing and threatening messages.  She said Tiktok users around the country are spreading her Tiktok inaccurrately and ruining her life.  Caller advised to block the users.  Caller requested to speak to a cyber investigator.  Was informed there is no cyber investigator.

10:22 p.m. - Hang up call received.  Officer called back.  Subject needed help with new TV and connectivity issues.  Advised to contact cable provider.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Too funny.
I only see 1 (maybe 2) actual possible crimes to be worried about.
Rebecca