Bergamot

 I was looking for a solar light that would cap a 4" post.  Found one in the store and was going over the instructions on the box.   One line puzzled me so I read it out loud to Brent.

"Batteries included.  Do not ingest batteries."  

Forget for the moment the over-the-top leagalize required by our litigious society.   But if the buyer is so stupid that they would consider eating the batteries, do you really want to use a word like 'ingest'?