Brent and Rachel

Niece Rachel stopped by overnight.  She was giving a talk to a group of septage haulers in a nearby city this morning.   Over breakfast Brent and I tried to convince Rachel she should start off her speech w/ a joke.  She was skeptical and asked for an example.  I said since it was St. Pat's day she should start by saying "Pat and Mike walked into a bar ."   Brent built on that.  "Septage Haulers Pat and Mike walked into a bar."  I added to that  "Septage Haulers Pat and Mike walked into a bar.  Then things got dirty."  We bantered back and forth like that.   Brent and I thought we were hilarious but Rachel demurred saying she would pass on our suggestion.  Probably the wise choice.