Lichen

 Excerpts from the Sheriff's Report:

2:33 a.m. - Verbal argument leading a man to break into his home after being locked out for going to the bar.

4:22 a.m. - Suspicious activity of a man involved in a secret rendezvous with a lady friend.  Officer broke up the party.

8:36 a.m. - 11:07 a.m. - Reports of mailboxes damaged in the same area.  [One of the reasons I use a post office box.]

8:57 a.m.-  Report of a man bringing six dogs for training but receiving only five dogs back.

9:10 a.m. - Report of someone throwing sausages over a fence.

11:56 a.m. - Woman was arrested after hitting two ex-boyfriends at a restaurant.

3:07 p.m. - Traffic stop for someone crossing the center line.  Determined she wasn't paying attention while getting a cigarette.

3:23 p.m. - Large lab at large.  [Someone had fun writing up that one.]

3:45 p.m. - Report of a woman crying after her ride left her at the Law Enforcement Center.

4:08 p.m.. - Report of someone ice fishing on possibly thin ice.

5:32 p.m. - Welfare check for someone who lied to their sister.

8:15 p.m. - Report of a motorist being followed by someone pointing a green laser into his vehicle.  Message left for laser owner.

9:01 p.m. - Harassment by a mother.

10:31 p.m. - Report of an intoxicated woman being upset about a water bill and throwing furniture.

10:42 p.m. - Suspicious male riding a bike back and forth and blocking sunlight from a window.  [Not a lot of sunlight that time of day anyway.]

11:04 p.m. - Two or three loud vehicles tearing up and down the roadway.  Vehicle located by burnt rubber smell and leaking coolant due to hitting a coyote.

11:28 p.m. - Suspicious sound from a patio door.  Intoxicated person found in the garage.