Jack-in-the-Pulpit

Excerpts from Sheriff's Report:
2:14 a.m. - Verbal argument between two individuals over whether or not to drive home from the bar.  Individuals decided to walk.
5:17 a.m. - Four or five horses on the road.
11:39 a.m. - Report of a friend passing away and a missing jar of money that was buried in the yard.
3:03 pm. - County jail inmate requested assistance in feeding her cats.
3:47 p.m. - Cattle in the road.
4:33 p.m. - Report of someone living in a home without permission.  Determined ex-wife rented the home to renters.
5:09 p.m. - Report of two suspected poached and shot deer in a field in the vicinity of (me).  Deer were determined to be two piles of hay.
5:15 p.m. - Parent requested officer to speak to her son about getting along with his sister.
5:29 p.m. - Report of a cow wandering on the highway.
7:34 p.m. - Request to have an inappropriate male removed from a residence after he wore his shoes in the house.
8:42 p.m. - Cows in the road.
8:55 p.m. - Report of three baby raccoons running around.  Officer advised the woman not to touch them.
9:56 p.m. - Citizen called in that there was manure on the roadway.  (Surprise, Surprise.)