Excerpts from the Sheriff's Report:
8:57 a.m. - Combine in the ditch.
9:35 a.m. - Vehicle struck a plow truck.
10:33 a.m. - Truck on it's side in the ditch.
4:40 p.m. - Semi in the ditch
5:55 p.m. - Vehicle in the ditch.
(That time of year to slow down or else.)
2:12 p.m. - Report of someone shooting from the road.
3:37 p.m. - Report of a group of people drinking and shooting guns.
4:28 p.m. - Report of someone shooting a deer from a vehicle.
(That time of year when testosterone and the NRA are a dangerous mixture.)
8:26 a.m. - Report of a male either sleeping or dead in his vehicle in the parking lot of Walmart. Male was sleeping.
(I suppose he was dead tired?)
12:05 p.m. - Report of a citizen test driving a vehicle that experienced a suspension failure.
(I'd pass on buying that car.)
8:10 p.m. - Harassment by two females driving by a residence honking, making rude gestures, and saying not nice things to a citizen. Officer advised the parties to discontinue perpetuating the drama.
(Simple and sage advice.)
9:55 p.m. - Harassment involving fowl language reported. Officer contacted harasser who swore and hung up on the officer.
(Maybe the 'fowl' language was honking?)
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