12:20 p.m. - Intoxicated citizen called 911 twice to report neighbor was yelling at her children. Determined no one had been yelling and citizen unable to articulate any complaint.
12:46 p.m. - Intoxicated citizen called 911 four times to report neighbor problems. Citizen unable to articulate why she called 911 and was cited for unlawful phone use. (Don't operate a phone if you've been drinking.)
2:10 p.m. - Report of inmate barricading himself in the jail. (He built a barricade w/ what?)
5:30 p.m. Suspicious activity of a suspicious package delivered to Academy office. Determined it was a care package from a parent to a student.
(What kind of suspicious activity would a care package do? Leak chocolate?)
6:06 p.m. - Theft of cats from a garage. (Now that's a real cat burglar.)
6:43 p.m. - Male set fire to his apartment after a relationship breakup. Fire was extinguished and male arrested on multiple charges. (That'll show her!)
11:22 p.m. - Traffic stop conducted on a vehicle with no taillights. Determined driver was a 14-year old without a license. (Does any 14 year old have a license?)
8:42 a.m. - Report of cows entering a citizen's property and going on his food plot.
8:48 a.m. - Trespassing by bear hunters.
9:48 a.m. - Several small steers in the roadway.
10:48 a.m. - Two horses in the road.
1:07 p.m. - Goats in a citizen's yard.
5:17 p.m. - Round hay bale in the middle of the road.
7:43 p.m. - Report of a couch and chairs in the roadway.
(Autumn gets everything moving in the Northwoods.)
1 comment:
I certainly hope the police in your area see the immense humor in all of these! Hahahahaha!
Rebecca
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