Purple Coneflower (Echinacea purpurea)

Excerpts from the Sheriff's Dispatch Log:
7:58 a.m. - Cows in the road.
9:29 a.m. - Trespassing caught on trail cams.  Subjects in white Ford SUV.
10:09 a.m. -Trespassing of someone entering a home, leaving the lights on and sketches.  (Who breaks into a place and doodles?)
12:50 pm. - Report of an ex-mother-in-law stalking a citizen.
3:45 p.m. - Report of a stray red Hereford bull.
4:14 p.m. - Theft of a female going through mail.  (How does one steal a woman?)
4:43 p.m. - ATV's tearing up roads.
5:02 p.m. - Trespassing by possible future renters reported.  (Bet they won't be renting.)
5:22 p.m. - Report of a blonde male in a blue ATV tearing up the road.
7:40 p.m. - Report of a soon-to-be ex-wife breaking a window out of a truck.
10:11 pm. - Report of fireworks being lit off.
10:17 p.m. - Fireworks being lit off.
10:22 p.m. - Report of a black cow on the road.