How many red-winged blackbirds can you find?

 

Saw that one of my t-shirts has a hole under the arm. It will be relegated to my work wardrobe. About time to get some new t-shirts. Usually, I pick them up from the gift shop at my old alma mater: the idea being if I'm going to run around as a walking billboard I'd like to advertise something other than the local lumberyard. However, I have no plans on visiting Universityville so got on-line to see what was available there. Afraid I got a bit wild in my choices. Fortunately, all of my potential t-shirts are still sitting in virtual carts. Think it would be best to sleep on it before I order. After all, while I find the phrase "Forbidden Lines are Excited" wittier than all get-out, do I really want to wear it emblazoned across my chest?