I milked w/ the herdsman this morning. She works as fast as I do so the job went quickly. Some cows seemed a little off their normal amount of milk and I asked her about it. "Fridays," she explained, "are breeding day so some of the girls (a/k/a cows) were partying all night." That brought strange images to my mind. "So ... just what goes on at a cow party?" I asked. The herdsman laughed, "There's a lot of snorting, dancing around w/ your tail held high, and mounting each other. That's why they are so tired out this morning." Wow. Makes our Girls Night Out get-togethers seem tame in comparison.
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