Susan Mayer's Haven
Pictures from my back yard.
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
Coyote at Sunrise
Tuesday, March 24, 2026
Jigsaw Puzzle
Monday, March 23, 2026
Wild Cucumber seed pod
This morning I went in to get my teeth cleaned. I'd been called a couple of days ahead of time as a reminder. Since I started using a water pic I don't worry about these sessions. They go fast w/ the most minimal amount of pain/blood. The hygienist and I spend most of the time gossiping. Afterward,the dentist comes over to the hygienist's side of the office to give my teeth a quick check up. Today, after we were done, the hygienist said I could take a seat in the waiting room until the dentist was ready for me. Different. When I went in to an examining room, the dentist's aide snapped a bib around my neck and said the dentist would be in momentarily to fix my chipped tooth. I had totally forgotten all about it. At my previous cleaning they'd found I had a chipped tooth. It didn't bother me but was visible when I smiled and we'd made an appointment for right after my next cleaning to have it fixed. Oh! That's why when the office called to remind me of my appointment, she'd said I'd see the dentist afterward. I'd just thought she was mentioning it because the dentist is an outdoorsy kind of guy. Often he's not around to give me a final check after the hygienist is done because he's hunting in Alaska, on an extended bike trip, or off hiking some trail. Didn't take long to make the repair and, as usual, the dentist had wild stories to tell while he worked: A girl who had chipped all of her front teeth w/ her tongue stud;A guy who was traveling to California to have plates inserted into his head so he could screw on horns (he claimed he couldn't find a doc around here who would do it), A man who had a tongue bifurcation so it would look more snake like. Have to admit, this dentist has the most interesting 'small-talk'.
Saturday, March 21, 2026
Blue Jay
Friday, March 20, 2026
Spring Sunrise
A friend and I were watching a horror flick and wondering if we would be brave in a scary situation. I claimed I would be. Forgot entirely that I'm a screamer. Librarian Trevor has the RSV cold going around and went home when I came on duty at the library last night. No problem. I used to do the library late shift on my own all of the time. By 7 p.m. everyone had left and I started to close. Closing process still includes checking the Village Hall's main back and front door to ensure they are locked. Since the water leak, that half of the building has been closed but there are workmen in and out all day. Boxes, chairs, and other furniture have been pushed into a barricade so library patrons can use the Village's men's bathroom but they can go no further into that part of the building. Early on I had found a skinny little path through the barrier which, if carefully navigated, got me out to the Village Hall open area where I could check both doors to ensure they are locked. Last night I found the Village's front door unlocked. I dutifully locked it and started the serpentine route back toward the library. Out of the darkened empty Village Hall a voice came. "I heard the door lock." I let out a scream at an octave above high C and pretty sure did a little jump for good measure. I looked back and could make out Village President Shane w/ a sheepish grin on his face. He apologized for scaring me while I explained the volunteers still check their doors. He thanked us for doing it and suggested they could make a pathway for us. "No", I said emphatically. "We don't want people exploring in an open construction area." He agreed and I locked the doors between the library and hall. Yes, I'd forgotten those days as a programmer when I'd go into work in the early hours and the computer operators would pop up at my cubicle just to scare me into screaming. (Their form of entertainment.) Even my visiting brothers can elicit a girly scream from me when I don't expect to see them around. I suppose there is a chance that, after letting out a blood-curdling scream, I might be brave?
Tuesday, March 17, 2026
Library Picture
When Friends Kathy & Nancy visited, we went to the library so Kathy could pick out a picture to hang in Mjolnir's apartment while she was staying there. It's a new library program allowing artwork to be checked out like a book. I thought giving my guests their preference in pictures would be a fun way to try it out. Should have had Nancy pick out a picture to put up in the spare bedroom too. (Will have to install heftier wall hangers in there for these pictures.) Kinda fun to have guests pick out their own 'artwork to sleep with.'
The blizzard is now just a memory and piles of snow. Everything was open again today and people have been plowed out. My driveway is passable w/ minor drifting in a couple of spots. When Whip and I went for our night time constitutional snowflakes were falling again. Had forgotten the weatherman said it would snow again overnight. After the frenzy of a blizzard, he didn't seem too excited about a couple more inches. I have started wearing my weather coat. All winter - even when it was twenty below - I wore a long padded vest and stayed perfectly warm. I don't know if it's more hours of sunlight or the few days of warmer weather we had but I don't revel in the cold anymore. Maybe my brain has just clicked my body over to spring - cooler temps are no longer acceptable.
I'm having a little problem adjusting to MeTV replacing 9 p.m. Hogan's Heroes with Golden Girls. Hogan Heroes had been in that time period for so long that just hearing it's theme music made me start to get ready for bed. The Golden Girls is OK but doesn't have the same effect on me. Am hunting around for something else that signals 'sleep' to me.
Monday, March 16, 2026
Jigsaw Puzzle
Sunday, March 15, 2026
Plow Guy
Saturday, March 14, 2026
Kathy got her Wish
The forecast says it's to be a 20" blizzard. That calls for some storm prep today. Righted the outside garbage bin that had been blown over in the 45 m/p/h winds of the second storm and weighted it down w/ a bag of refuse. Easier to find an upright bin in a drift than one on it's side. No need to go for groceries - the refrigerator is filled w/ the food I'd picked up to eat when I had no appetite and then to feed my visitors. I filled some pails w/ water to flush toilets and tumblers of water for me. You'd think that w/ all the snow forecast, water would be the least of my worries but it takes a long time to melt a big pile of snow into a little bit of water. Topped off the charge on some flashlights and my phone. For entertainment I've got a jigsaw puzzle. The stack of wood my brothers cut up for me in the garage is dry and easily accessible. Washed clothes, dishes, and, for good measure, I took a shower. It's best to face a storm w/ clean hair.
Thursday, March 12, 2026
Artwork
Tuesday, March 10, 2026
Balance and Weights
Picked up Friend Kathy in Collegetown and Friend Nancy drove over after some appointments. It snowed much of the afternoon so it put us in the mood for our GNO Christmas celebration. This year's theme was Constitutional Amendments and we'd each picked at random an amendment out of a hat. Nancy had picked #4 - Unreasonable Search and Seizure. She gave a gift of various devices to cover up things people would rather other's didn't know about. I'm not sure I can be more specific. Let's just say we were all laughing by the time Kathy had opened the last package. Kathy had picked out Amendment #18 which established Prohibition. I received a balance and various sized weights for it. Prohibitionists had pushed people to maintain 'a balance' in all things. I also got a vegetable peeler since the 18th amendment is the only amendment ever repealed. There was also a Distillery Cats book. Will have to read to find the connection between the spirits industry and pets. I'd picked Amendment #26 giving 18 year olds the vote. Nancy got a tumbler with "1971' on it. That's the year the amendment was ratified (plus people seeing her drink from it will assume that's the year she was born and think she's a decade younger.) Gave her a baseball cap emblazoned "Voting Prevents Unwanted Presidencies". She also received a sheet of Army and Navy stamps that came out last year. The 26th Amendment was pushed through because 18 year olds were being drafted into military service but couldn't vote. I didn't include the Marines stamps which came out at the same time since the Marines aren't part of the draft. As usual we congratulated ourselves on our creativity w/ a hard theme. Next year's theme - Pareidolia. Should be fun.
Monday, March 09, 2026
Jigsaw Puzzle
Got all of the clocks reset for the time change. The grandmother clock in the living room is still 'bonging' one less bong than it should. It's one of those idiosyncrasies easier to consider endearing rather than to try to fix.
Sunday, March 08, 2026
A Little Winter Bedazzlement
Excerpts from the Sheriff's Report:
2:31 a.m. - Complainant reports neighbor has been shooting a semi-automatic rifle for the past hour. Family is unable to sleep. Neighbor recently moved in and she doesn't know them. A second call came in about the same issue. Person of interest identified and is believed to be a heavy drinker. Squad in the vicinity can hear rounds being fired. Another call states person of interest emptied two 15-round clips. He is not striking any buildings. Rounds fired don't sound close to residence or roadway. Phone contact with person of interest. He works nights and had the evening off. He has multiple guns. He was attempting to sight in weapons equipped with night optics for coyote hunting and to diagnose an issue with another gun. He was apologetic and will refrain from shooting in the middle of the night.
3:21 a.m. - Complainant reporting there is someone in her garage. She doesn't know who it is and they were in her tree all day. They also broke her bedroom window and are trying to take the roof off her garage. Deputy reports nothing alleged actually occurred. Email sent to DHHS.
4:23 a.m. - Caller reports someone screaming east of her house. Sounds like a woman. She's heard it twice. Deputy spoke with complainant. Walked around her house and drove around the area. Did not hear a scream. Officer believes it may have been a fox.
8:19 a.m. - Caller reporting a male trying to steal items from her property. She told deputy someone has been bothering her. They came from the house to the west. Complainant said she knows what he looks like but can't describe him. He and another person moved her garage. She knows this to be true but had difficulty explaining how she knows. She saw these men with winches attached to the roof the of the garage. She denied being under the influence of drugs or alcohol and does not take any prescription medications. Caller has been up all night said she slept about 12 hours ago. No evidence supports there has been anyone attempting to more her garage.
8:28 a.m. - Walk-in to Law Enforcement Center. Complainant reported her husband came home after church on Sunday and was in a rage yelling about the wood stove going out. Upset children were not doing as they were told. When complainant stated she took over animal chores he said he should just kill all of the animals. Male did not threaten her or children. Complainant wanted this documented in case something happens in future.
10:17 a.m. - Caller reporting a black Ford SUV following them for about half an hour on highway. They pulled into a gas station. Deputy spole with caller who provided description of vehicle. Officer out with vehicle. Person of interest is a private investigator doing surveillance for insurance. He provided ID and left the area since he was burned.
3:19 p.m. - People helping a friend move out observed friend's father had a handgun in his pocket. Friends helping also had handguns in holsters in an open-carry display. When people were leaving, the father stood outside, pulled out gun, removed the magazine, reinserted it, chambered a round and held the hand gun in front of him in a ready position. Gun not pointed at anyone, no shots fired.
3:42 p.m. - Caller who lives out of county reporting a female that has called her screaming and yelling about random things. Caller states it had stopped for a few months and female started calling again today. She has never met this person before, doesn't know how she got her phone number nor why she keeps calling.
7:54 p.m. - Caller states she was coming home and found a man who fell off his bike laying in the middle of the road. He was trying to get up and didn't want her help. Deputy found bike rider on the side of the road. He was heavily intoxicated. He was riding home from another town and the reporting party nearly ran him over causing the original fall. Bike rider is unhurt. He was told to refrain from drinking prior to riding his bicycle on the highway and was given a ride to his residence.
6:31 p.m. - Complainant who is not suppose to have contact with her son's father is needing to pick up her child. Deputy contacted complainant who was under the impression that an officer could go pick up her kid for her. She was informed he cannot do that but is willing to meet her there to facilitate the transfer. Complainant is looking for a ride and will call back.
Friday, March 06, 2026
Redpolls
The Village Hall sprinkler system debacle continues. The sprinkler system was designed 20 years ago as a 'dry' system usually filled w/ compressed air. Sometime in the past the compressor stopped working and water filled the pipes. An alert was also added so if the sprinkler system developed a problem, a warning beep would sound signifying that the system needed maintenance. That obviously hadn't worked either. The water filled sprinkler system pipes developed a slow leak that apparently had been dripping for some time. The dry wall and possibly the insulation in that part of the building will need to be replaced. The men's bathroom has been walled off so it's available for library patrons. Trevor filled me in on the protocol to be used in order for use by one gender at a time. Not a problem for our usual number of patrons but in July we will have 30-60 kids for Summer Reading Program. Trevor is thinking of bringing in port-o-potties. Just the thought of port-o-potties, little children, and hot weather is making me consider taking a month off from volunteering.