Tuesday, October 05, 2021

Autumn Color

 Excerpts from Sheriff's Report:

8:25 a.m. - Low flying airplane reported.  Determined the aircraft was flying low to possibly check power lines.

8:27 a.m. - Report of a bear hunter impeding traffic.

11:15 a.m. - Naked man in the road.  Determined the man was lost and had to urinate; was advised to find a restroom.

Noon - Two growling dogs on the loose. 

12:11 p.m. - Report of coming home from work to find two dogs in the yard.

12:56 p.m. - Report of a brush hog slipping off of a trailer.

2:06 p..m. - Welfare check for someone sicker than a dog.

2:50 p.m. - Report of a motorist making a mistaken turn and being sworn at by construction workers.

2:54 p.m. - Vehicle in a creek.

4:35 p.m. - Report of borrowing a car to someone who didn't return it promptly.  [Yes, the report says 'borrowing' instead of 'lending'.]

6:20 p.m. - Report of a neighbor's dog in a citizen's yard and chasing the citizen's dog. 

6:40 p.m. - Dog on the loose chasing an elderly woman.

7:07 p.m. - Suspicious man sitting in a lawn chair with a rifle.  [ Turned out to be our town chairman.   He had a permit to shoot  beaver that were building a dam causing the roadway to flood.]

7:16 p.m. - Anonymous dog barking complaint.

7:56 p.m. - Report of a sister not liking her job.

11:11 p.m. - Report of a male exiting a truck and wiping his buttocks on a citizen's vehicle in the drive thru of McD's.  




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