12:13 a.m. - Physical altercation involving an intoxicated female throwing pumpkins at her fiance' after he attempted to stop her from driving. (Nice seasonal touch to the fight.)
5:14 a.m. - Suspicious activity of a male wearing a black snowmobile jacket and a dew rag. (Not a common spelling for do-rag but then we see more stocking caps here.)
9:58 a.m. - Suspicious activity of a large hole with clothing laying around it. Determined to be a bear den. (Who do you think was wearing the clothes? The bear or it's lunch?)
12:32 p.m. - Extra patrol requested for suspect in white or silver pickup stealing newly piled wood from the side of the road. (That's akin to rustling cattle!)
7:23 p.m. - Screaming and yelling reported at residence. Determined citizen had his music playing loudly and no one else was there. (Turns out Mom was right. Today's music does sound like the singer is angry.)
5:55 p.m. - Harassment via walking past a citizen's house reported. Officer advised citizen it's not harassment when someone walks past a residence.
9:11 a.m. - Suspicious activity of a female walking without pants or shoes. (That the police would check up on.)
6:58 p.m. - Report of an outlet sparking and causing half of a citizen's house to be without power. Fuse removed and citizen advised to contact an electrician. (Sheriff's deputies need to have multiple skills.)
7:09 p.m. - Report of an explosion on Sawdust Road. Determined explosions caused by commercially available tennerite. (Shooting a target isn't enough anymore. Now the targets blow up too.)
9:10 p.m. - Report of a male and female entering a home uninvited and using the bathroom together.
(I'm trying to envisage what I would do if I was sitting in my stuffed chair and saw two people walk by me and go into the bathroom.)
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