First turkey vulture of the year

My friend, Kathy, lost a crown on her tooth. She and her husband are at their new home in Texas and she didn't know a dentist in the area but remembered that her neighbor, Ron, said his good friend was a dentist. She called Ron and got the name/number. The dentist was an older, distingished looking man and while he worked he talked about how he had met Ron while both of them were getting their degrees in dentistry. When Kathy got home, she e-mailed Ron to thank him for the referral and said she didn't know that he was also a dentist. His reply was "I AM NOT A DENTIST!! Neither am I a lawyer, doctor, banker, CIA or FBI agent, sea captain, rice farmer or cleric (all of which he has told people)." Seems it's a running gag between the two men. Funny - a little disconcerting from your dentist - but really, really, funny.