Newt is thinking of running for president. I think it's a wonderful idea - we might actually have a debate about real issues. Newt grew up abroad so "being influenced by a foreign state against the US" won't be an issue (maybe we should ask to see his birth certificate just to be sure, though). Newt's been married 3 times and admittedly had adulterous affairs so he won't bring up the nebulous "family values" issue. Newt was reprimanded by Congress and paid a substantial penalty when he was Speaker of the House so he won't talk ad nauseam about his high ethics. As an added plus - maybe no jokes about funny first names.
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