Spruce seeds in the snow

Eric stopped by during milking full of tales & jokes from the state diary producers convention.
You might be a dairy farmer if...
... You have Udder Balm in the medicine cabinet.
... A "power lunch" is a sandwich on the tractor.
... The neighborhood watch is someone calling to say your heifers are out.
... "Overnight Delivery" means pulling a calf at 3 a.m.
... You know the price of a milk per hundred-weight not by gallon.
...You have a dozen outside cats.
... Manure is a dinner topic.