Orchids

Each cow has a name and it's written on her ear tag. As milkers, we usually don't see that part of the cow so we each have our own"generic" term when talking to the cows. Lisa, the intern, calls them 'sweetheart'. I usually use the term 'babe'. The weekend milker likes 'darling'. The night milker prefers 'meathead'. I won't hazard a guess on what the cows mentally call us.